You're a fat one, Mr. Claus
The sleigh begins to sink
You eat too many cookies and milk is what you drink, Mr Claus!
If you were on a game show... you'd be the weakest link!
You're a dumb one, Mr. Claus
You're brain is shrunk in mass
Your mind's a bowl of jelly and it looks just like your @$$, Mr. Claus!
If I had a choice between you and students... I'd choose the freshmen class!
You're an ugly one, Mr. Claus
You're clothes are out of stye
You're nose is like a cherry and you always have a smile, Mr Claus!